STOP ACTING LIKE HAVING BOOBS REGARDLESS OF IF YR CIS OR TRANS IS INHERENTLY SEXUAL LET PEOPLE WALK AROUND BRALESS LET PEOPLE WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS WHO CARES IF YOU CAN SEE THEIR BOOBS GROW UP. IF YR PAYING SO MUCH ATTENTION TO A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLDS NIPPLES THATS ON YOU. STOP BEING WEIRD. BOOBS ARE NOT INHERENTLY SEXUAL. I NEED TO KILL LAWMAKERS
that scene where lxc is like “wangji why are you still here?” and lwj goes “xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here” and lxc is like “why don’t you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)” makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it’s now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you’ve ever seen
tolkien writing elves: this is Fëafineärenfindelwë he ruled as a king for 12,069 years and he slew seven balrogs and he created three conlangs and he invented light
tolkien writing men: this is Berengorn he’s a nobleman with a fancy sword and he looks just like an elf and he was raised by elves and he marries an elf
tolkien writing dwarves: this is Durin XVI Ironking he forged a billion legendary swords
tolkien writing hobbits: this is Berry Bingo Bongfeet he writes songs about trees and he owns a weed farm
